About Us
Welcome to The Ohana Roast,
where tech meets humor, and life in the cloud gets the roast it deserves.
We’re not your typical merch store. We’re a creative hub for cloud professionals, admins, devs, consultants, and SaaS warriors who have survived it all. Broken Flows. “Testing in Production.” The awkward dance between Classic and Lightning. Yeah, we’ve been there!!
So we turned those shared struggles and legendary inside jokes into something you can wear, sip from, or carry with pride.
But here’s the twist…
Every purchase helps fund Salesforce certification exam fees for rising tech talent in Africa, because while we roast bugs for fun, we are serious about building careers and creating access where it’s needed most.
At The Ohana Roast, we create witty, bold, and painfully relatable merch for the tech-savvy crowd
Because tech life is hilarious.
Because someone had to say it.
Because declarative does not mean dull.
We’re here to celebrate the mess, the madness, and the magic of working in SaaS, one meme-worthy product at a time.
Whether you’re Flow-obsessed, stuck in Lightning but emotionally in Classic, or just here for the roasts… you’re in good company.
Welcome to The Ohana Roast.
Disclaimer: The Ohana Roast is an independent, fan-inspired merchandise brand. We are not affiliated with or endorsed by Salesforce.com, Inc. Salesforce, Trailhead, Flow, Lightning, Classic, and other related marks are trademarks of Salesforce.com, Inc.